Bonus points if you catch Harry’s reference to his quadruple nipples. This video is nothing but unadulterated fun, as the five boys perform arguably one of their best songs in a range of environments - they’re surfing, then they’re sailors, then they’re in prison (except their prison uniform was seemingly purchased at H&M). In what is perhaps the blueprint for the isolation music video, One Direction once again get a little bit meta in Kiss You, breaking away from the opening shot of a winding car journey to reveal… a green screen. The band (all looking extremely young and boyish) head to the country for a lakeside holiday in the latter half, which looks supremely wholesome and is perhaps the exact kind of advertising the UK government needs to entice Brits to holiday at home this year. New West End Company BRANDPOST | PAID CONTENT.In this way, they control that conversation and their game also works as a challenge: So what if we are? They prove that there is no good rebuttal to that question. Even though these "POWER BOTTOM" T-shirts are Photoshopped on the boys, Louis and Zayn look very natural in them.Īll of this is very adorable, but it's also a very tangible sign of how times have changed - instead of asshole-clenched paranoia at the suggestion of gayness, kids these days are courting the inevitable speculation on their sexuality (if you want to know what I mean by inevitable, type the name of any male celebrity into Google and then type "G" - "gay" will come up almost always).We make each other laugh, grabbing each other's bums." He's got some crotch bulge going on there." Zayn enthuses, "We do it when we're taking photos. Says Niall, "Harry's got some next level crotch. They habitually grab each other's crotches.Zayn and Louis think Niall Horan is cute.Harry Styles was spotted last year at a gay party at New York's Le Bain.In the press room of some awards show, they were asked which of their fellow attendees they would snog (that means "tongue kiss" in American) and Liam Payne shouted, "Not a woman!" They also sometimes discuss how much they would like to marry and/or date each other.I mean, it's crazy, the loving strokes, the cuddling, the humping, the nuzzling, the wrestling. They are extremely affectionate Terribly affectionate.The evidence of the group's homoeroticism has been covered ad nauseam elsewhere, but just to recap: What makes One Direction beautiful is what makes them seem gay. Entire Tumblrs are devoted to sniffing out and reporting signs of their intergroup gayness. One Direction fans who aren't swooning tweens approach this game of Spot the Gay as a sport. Denials be damned, "Kiss You" is their most bromantic offering yet. This is just the latest and most overt example of the X Factor UK alums' nearly nonstop deluge of open flirtation with each other and the idea that they are, in fact, boy band members who have sex with boy band members. Apparently, Louis is prone to public wood.) Louis Tomlinson, who it is has been rumored to have a thing with both Harry (" Larry Stylinson" is how the hypothetical couple is referred to) and Zayn (together they are Zouis), pops his hips, showing off the outline of his possibly half-stiff cock, or wand erection, if you will. Harry Styles (Taylor Swift's on-again-off-again) tweaks Zayn Malik's nipples. Like most of their videos after their second, " Gotta Be You," in "Kiss You" they are seen in a homosocial frolic (females, if they show up in their videos at all, are generally portrayed in fleeting, blurry shots and/or in the background). Andy Cohen Apologizes for Calling One Direction "Twinks," Which No One Actually Finds OffensiveĪ non-story has emerged as a result of Andy Cohen referring to a members of the boy band One… Their perpetual game of are-they-or-aren't-they makes them engaging on a level we've never seen from a prefab pack of kids singing plastic pop.
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Most of the boys are on record as women-daters (Harry Styles is apparently insatiable), but their overall image is full of winks, nudges and crotch-grabs.
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Earlier this week, to the delight of the young, the young at heart, gay boys and lecherous cable TV execs all around the globe, British boy band One Direction released the video for their single "Kiss You." This video is a thumbnail illustration of what makes this group so much fun to watch because it is so fucking homoerotic.
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